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Dave's downstairs neighbor keeps missing dinner plans due to "work emergencies" that always coincide with breaking news about a masked vigilante downtown. Dave has decided not to investigate this. Dave is investigating this immediately and very badly.
“I am not accusing my neighbor of secretly fighting crime. I am simply asking a lot of pointed questions about his laundry schedule.”
“Nobody needs that many burner phones for "freelance work."”
“He said he pulled a muscle at the gym. The gym does not, to my knowledge, involve gunfire.”
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